The Problem Isn’t You
Every option asks too much and gives back too little. Anxious, tribal, dry, performative. So you scrolled away or walked away completely. Not because the world stopped mattering, because nothing respected your time and intelligence.
My universe
The grift, the scheme, the spectacular collapse. Delivered with the craft and precision these stories actually deserve.
If you’re a brand that wants to grow with content, this is what I’m building when I’m not on the mic.
The honest version
The whole point of what I make is this. I want you comfortable enough to be vulnerable with me, so I can be vulnerable with you. That's where the laughter comes from, and that's where the real conversations live.
"Always be producing" isn't a hustle-culture slogan. It's the engine of passion behind everything I make. I started doing stand-up at 18 and went to three colleges in four years. I worked fixing Apple computers and doing improv and stand-up at night, before deciding to go to law school at night and produce during the day. Passed the New York Bar. I founded Zerocool to make the projects my partner and I believe should be in the world.
And when it comes to how I view this insane world we live in: I focus on human rights and I'm guided by the funny. Because that's how we shine a light through the darkness. I'm always going to talk to you, not at you, or above you.
Trust. Laugh. Enlighten. Repeat. I'm talking to you, not at you, not above you.
Trust. Laugh. Enlighten. Repeat.
Let's Talk
Bookers, brands, media outlets, collaborators — this is the door. Seena is available for speaking engagements, guest appearances, brand partnerships, and commercial production through Zerocool Media.